Organization XIII: Kingdom Hearts 2 [with a special guest Xion~]
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
- reached for the last snack item at the same time au
- accidentally ‘borrowed’ their towel at their gym au
- saw their number graffitied on a toilet stall au
- "which asshole hasn’t returned the dvd i want yet" au
- parents signed them up for the same shitty art/science program…
Organization XIII: Chain of Memories
|DC:||Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-|
|Marvel:||YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS|
|DC:||We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.|
|Marvel:||HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE|
|DC:||The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.|
|Marvel:||DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER|
|DC:||After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.|
|Marvel:||PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW|
|DC:||We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...|
|Marvel:||NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.|
|DC:||We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.|
|Marvel:||NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM|
|DC:||We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.|
|Marvel:||FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO|
|DC:||Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-|
|Marvel:||NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK|
|Marvel:||NEW FEMALE THOR|
|Marvel:||NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA|
|Marvel:||TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE|
A month ago, I found a writing prompt that said “AU: the hero and villain switch roles” and applied it to my story, Illusory. I fell in love with the universe, but had such a hard time trying to make a mini comic of it. So I tried my hand at writing it instead.
Warning: not beat’d, literally just written, sleepy author, w.i.pRead more
rumplestiltskin appreciation week | favorite dynamic: rumplestiltskin + belle↳ “I know that you’re…confused about who you are. So I’m going to tell you. You are a hero, who helped your people. You’re a beautiful woman, who loved an ugly man. Really, really loved me. You find goodness in others. And when it’s not there, you create it. You make me want to go back. Back, to the best version of me. And that never happened before. So when you look in the mirror, and you don’t know who you are, that’s who you are. Thank you…Belle.”
The Mighty Thor #6 || All-New Marvel Now Point One
"You are my brother and I love you…"
Allow me to take the stage for a hot minute.
What we see in these two panels is PROGRESS. Ever since Thor brought Kid Loki back to Asgardia, they’ve been through a lot of shit together, and Kidlet has proven himself time and again. He was the only one who didn’t give up on Thor during the Tanarus thing and who saved Thor in the end. He’s the one who’s saved Asgardia. He’s the one who helped Thor find a way to defeat Surtur.
The JiM fanclub has written numerous metas on how the core problem in the relationship between Thor and Kidlet was the paradigm in which Thor operated, that Loki was bad and untrustworthy. And the evidence of that we see in the pictures on the left - that’s a scene from earlier stages in their relationship. And Thor is clear here - he loves Loki unconditionally, but he doesn’t trust him. For Thor, Loki is the synonym of untrustworthy.
And then SHIT HAPPENED. Then we had Fear Itself, Tanarus, the thing with Manchester Gods, and finally Surtur made Everything Burn. And throughout all of that all that Thor saw was Kidlet making effort, Kidlet saving everything and everyone, Kidlet being a hero. Everything Burns made Thor finally shift his paradigm - and he regretted it for a moment, when he thought Loki had intentionally let him fall into a pit of lava (he did, but his intentions were different than Thor thought!) - and he finally saw that he could trust Loki.
At the end of Everything Burns Kid Loki has finally proven to his big brother that Thor can trust him and will not regret that later on.
So the pics on the right, they’re a legacy of that event, of Everything Burns and Thor realising that Kidlet CAN be trustworthy. It’s a legacy of Thor and Loki reaching a new level in their relationship.
So, Thor is sure that - in the end - Loki’s heart is in the right place and he wants what’s best for everyone. And he gives him the key, because he’s learnt that he can trust Loki.
ONLY THAT THE LOKI WITH WHOM THOR SHARED ALL THOSE SHITTY THINGS AND MISADVENTURES, THE LOKI THAT HAS PROVEN HIMSELF TRUSTWORTHY TO THOR, IT’S NOT THIS LOKI. THAT LITTLE BOY IS DEAD, AND THOR DOESN’T KNOW THIS, AND THOR SIMPLY ASSUMES THE BEST ABOUT THIS DUDE RIGHT HERE, BECAUSE FOR HIM THAT’S SIMPLY KID LOKI BUT MAGICALLY GROWN UP, NO SIR, WHY WOULD THOR SUSPECT ANY FOUL PLAY HERE, HE CAN TRUST LOKI AFTER ALL.
JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A RAINBOW STICK, THOR NOT KNOWING IS PROBABLY THE MOST CRUEL THING ANYONE HAS EVER DONE*, IT’S SO EVIL AND UNFAIR THAT I COULD CRY AN OCEAN OF TEARS AND I’D STILL BE SAD.
THOR DESERVES TO KNOW, AND IF THAT’S NOT AGENT LOKI’S ORIGINAL SIN THEN FUCK I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS EVENT IS FOR.
I AM SO DONE, I CAN’T ANY LONGER, THIS IS TOO MUCH PAIN AND SADNESS, I’M GONNA BOARD THE NOPETRAIN AND FUCK OFF TO HAPPINESSVILLE.
*With the exception of Kieron Gillen killing Kid Loki, THAT is so evil and cruel it’s off the chart and deserves its own special category in hell.